Here it is! The Hillbilly's book of Medical Terminology for the layman.

ARTERY                              The study of fine paintings
BARIUM                              What you do when CPR fails
CESARIAN SECTION        A district in Rome
COLIC                                 A sheep dog
COMA                                 A punctuation mark
CONGENITAL                    Friendly
DILATE                                To live long
FESTER                               Quicker
G.I. SERIES                          Baseball games between teams of soldiers
GRIPPE                                A suitcase
HANGNAIL                         A coathook
MEDICAL STAFF               A doctor's cane
MINOR OPERATION         Coal digging
MORBID                              A higher offer
NITRATE                             Lower than day rate
ORGANIC                           Church musician
OUTPATIENT                     Person who has fainted
POST-OPERATIVE            A letter carrier
PROTEIN                            In favor of young people
SECRETION                       Hiding anything
SEROLOGY                        Study of English knighthood
TABLET                              A small table
TUMOR                              An extra pair
URINE                                Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE VEINS           Veins which are very close together
BENIGN                             What you are after you be eight
 


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